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12 hrs agoLiked by Phisto Sobanii

I’ll be your huckleberry…

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Love it. This essay reads like whiskey was involved. First, "Just three finger's full to get the engine going." Then, "Why the hell not, I'm really rolling, how about another.... whoops that's a five-finger full." Finally, "I'm a writing BADASS. And this badass needs ass real bad, and by ass I mean Night Train." Continually degrading coherence, but increasing hilarity, until the last two paragraphs which were added post-hangover.

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Jul 2Liked by Phisto Sobanii

You've been doing "this shit" since you were 13? Two years already?

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Time flies.

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Are you offering a 10 part series on how to shitpost and make friends?

I need more fun in my life.

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75 part series Shitpost Your Way to A Better You available now for 10 easy payments of $9.99

operators are standing byyyyyy callnow

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Jul 2Liked by Phisto Sobanii

Hey wait a minute those are MY blocking/muting rules.

I'm going to the dentist to have the chip in my tooth removed. It was one thing when the NSA was listening in but I can't have all you motherfuckers up in my head.

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Jul 2Liked by Phisto Sobanii

blocked for being dull and boring 🥱

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Jul 2Liked by Phisto Sobanii

RIP

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Jul 2Liked by Phisto Sobanii

Kek frens

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Jul 2Liked by Phisto Sobanii

Phisto,

This is the best read. Love the attitude and love the advice. All of it is timely, useful . Fun is where it begins . Always.

Thank you.

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The intellectuals are frothing, Phisto. You rascal, you!

( also “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”, from the 2001 a space odyssey theme song…) WEW

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Still wishin all teachers were like you.

Do ya pull this in classroom too? Might make the teenies sit up and notice

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To a certain extent. The attitude is there but it’s rated PG.

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I bet it works well. Get some convo going

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Please bestow upon us the knowledge of the arcane arts of fedposting

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That I can’t help you with.

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Aww, guess I'll go ask 3% and the Patriot Front then.

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Jul 1Liked by Phisto Sobanii

So love your article even if you are from O Hi O. Me being born in the Motor City, MOTOWN are more than happy to welcome you to Detroit where the cereal are killed and eaten! Lol! Just teasin. Live your work

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Jul 1Liked by Phisto Sobanii

It's "you are most importantLY trying to EDIFY THEM YOU FUCKERS". Had to get that off my chest.

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Thanks for the edification! All this "alienate squares before they can alienate you" ... you would have made a splendid goth.

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Jul 1Liked by Phisto Sobanii

Someone call an ambulance I'm.having a stroke

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Jul 1Liked by Phisto Sobanii

I would like to apply for the complaints department pleas🤣 Good stuff dude.

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Jul 1Liked by Phisto Sobanii

Thanks from the back row for the definition. So before social media is it fair to say there was S***talk. Here is something supid. I remember a S***talk from the past talking about the concept of S***wars (not then givin this name). International law prohibits weapons and if war has to be declared troops are only allowed to throw their own S*** at each other.

Also, thinking of George Carlin, "the most versitile word in the English language."

A word of caution. Perverse profanity can erode edification. Maybe a new rule?

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