Welcome to The Partisan!

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Do the occasional musings of a Rust Belter living in 21st century American interest you?

Do you enjoy the slaying of sacred cows, the delicious tears of the sanctimonious, and generally laugh because if you don’t you’ll cry (or worse)?

Do you enjoy pugilistic political dissent with absolutely zero chill?

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When they poured across the border I was cautioned to surrender. This I could not do. I took my pen and vanished.

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Dissident social studies teacher by day, dashing shitposter by night.